It’s a tell-all story — It was second grade when I had my first experience as a writer. To understand the situation, all you need to do is to realize I was born in 1955 and that schools back then were inconceivably different than today. Corporal punishment was at the top of teachers', assistant principals'…

The lower Lombard lament — I haven’t been writing much lately because of a serious pain in my back and hip. My back has been an issue for more than five years with three little Lombard bulging discs. The hip on the other hand is new to the fight arena of aging bones and joints. …

Sure, I’m sure — at least I think I am — Like most animals, our minds have the natural ability to remember significant facts important to our survival. We also have a strange ability to remember insignificant facts, as well — facts that are seemingly unnecessary to our survival. Unimportant data that we retain is usually out of our own personal…

A writer of humor, life lessons, Epilepsy, and an abstract cartoonist — That picture of me is a few years old — the main difference now is that I have more hair on my chest than on the top of my head. Oh, Well! The Who I Am is a long and drawn-out story of mostly uninteresting facts. …

Expectations are the bullets — The picture above speaks a thousand words — such as depressed, bummed, disillusioned, heartsick, and disappointed — just to name a few. It’s actually a photo of me after last year’s Super Bowl. When it comes to sports, politics, and the lottery, my expectations of success can be fairly high…

A man’s watch list if staying alone in a motel — We are all creatures of habit. Our day is one well-nurtured response leading to another from the moment we get out of bed. Our habits begin in the morning, carry on throughout the day, and into the evening. If we change our environment our habits will change along with it…

Old, brittle, and still pathetically horny — It is true, I am 68 today. Fuck me! I feel 68 years old today too. My back hurts, my hip aches, and my penis — well — never mind! (Down Boy!) I just hope I don’t get too many birthday cards that are empty of cash this year. I…

The semi-final Republican Playoff game looks to be brutal — Isn’t this just wonderful — we get to witness history in the making and it’s a political “Bend over and take it like a man!” — free-for-all. Seeing the first Speaker of the House ousted was hard to watch regardless of my opinion about the man. …

Be quiet Suzy, this is serious — As a connoisseur of fine Cannabis for more than fifty years — What? Of course, I lived in a state where it was legalized half a century ago — of course! Gees you guys! Now, where was I? Oh, I remember — I am here to inform, educate, and remind…